What is wrong with the cows?!?

On a side note, just took of drink of the brand spanking new milk I bought from the store today…erm, well I imagine this is what glue tastes like. I spit it all over my laptop immediately, you know on accident and all. We’ll see how that turns out. But really? Glue? It wasn’t supposed to expire for another two weeks!

I Hate You StumbleUpon

As I have been perusing for friends in blog land I have noticed that everyone is trying to lose weight. How nice, I’m not alone. Leave it to stumbleupon to try and stand in my way. There I was innocently looking through fitness sites when a HOMEMADE THIN MINT full color and step by step photo blog post comes up! Really? I’m pretty sure that has absolutely nothing to do with fitness. Thanks jerkface who submitted it in the first place, really that was so kind of you. Was that supposed to be a joke?

I also like when I go to review sites in stumbleupon and things like a picture of a little kid with Micky Mouse will be already categorized under porn. This confuses me. Is the person who said it was porn the one who is confused? Do they just not really know much english, and all their english speaking friends just taught them the swear words and told them it really meant something else?  ”Just so you know porn means really adorable, I think that will be really useful for you to remember.” Yeah, thanks for that one too, can’t build a customer base when my target audience has their adult filter on and your marking all my Disney stuff as porn. Now when they click on my little account icon the only thing that will show up will be my own blog posts and website. Hard to convince people your not trying to sell them stuff that way.

I think I also hate social media. All of it. It’s the big social media push for the website, need more customers and inbound links and such. I feel like I have to run and hide to see who has added me to friends on any network. It was lovely when Hubby’s Mom was talking to me while I was checking twitter. Nothing like that last tweet (the one in big, huge, massive, bold letters) being all about “come watch me on my webcam while I shove…” Couldn’t you at least use a sleezy username to warn me with? “Oh who is this that’s following me…OH MY GOD” Yeah that was nice, but it’s ok because Hubby’s Mom doesn’t speak english well either. Hey at least word about my website is getting out. I had 75 followers on twitter last night, but I guess all of their accounts were banned for being naughty since this morning I had a whole 20 friends. Is there such a thing as an almost victory, because that is totally what I had.

Hello world!

So the whole point of me opening this blog was to see how I would like to move my business blog over. Liking it so far, but I guess I’ve been spoiled by my current blog host. After coding and updating my business website every day it was kind of nice (if not a little frustrating at times) that my current blog is kind of hands off and wysiwyg, but this, makes me design happy to say the least. You can do sooooo much! Although the learning curve is throwing me for a bit of a loop, I mean can’t I just open this thing up somehow and code in my navigation…please? Haha, old habits die hard.